[Claude just... has the cloak smack him in the face. Did he deserve that? Probably, so he'll give her the W. He doesn't seem keen on budging, though, and smooths his cloak back down on her flank (albeit sliiiightly more out of reach this time).]

Okay then, if the c-word is off limits, what description do you not find insulting? How about, "your cheeks are stained as red as the blood of a hundred warriors"?

[Not a serious suggestion, but who knows, she might take it as one.]